[Opening Scene]
(4 people are talking at a party. One is telling a joke)
Person 1: “…and then the bartender says, that’s not a coat rack, that’s my wife!”
(persons 2-4 stare at person 1, unamused)
Announcer: “ARE YOU TIRED OF NOT BEING THE LIFE OF THE PARTY?
“HI, IM BOB LOUDVOICE AND I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY NEW PRODUCT: SARCASM! SARCASM ALLOWS YOU TO BE A HUMOROUS RIOT AND A TOTAL ASSHOLE AT THE SAME TIME!”
Person 2: “Did I ever show you a picture of my daughter?”
(person 2 holds out a picture which person 1 takes and looks at. The person in the picture is undoubtedly ugly)
Person 1: “Wow. That’s the most adorable baby I’ve ever seen!”
(person 1, 3 & 4 begin laughing)
Person 3: “Hahahah, wow, you’re such a dick!”
(person 1 continues laughing then stops and turns to the camera)
Person 1: “Thanks sarcasm, for giving me the humorous ability to be a dickhead”
Announcer: “CALL NOW TO ORDER SARCASM AND RECEIVE A FREE BAG FULL OF CRAP THAT YOU DON’T NEED!”
Disembodied voice: “You’ll be the life of the party with sarcasm! Call now to order and receive your free bag of crap! Also from the makers of sarcasm: Irony!”
lol. i thought that was really funny. :) and i'm not being sarcastic.
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